*sips a drink* so when are ya gonna marry
lmao he was actually joking with me about that before 😂
he’s 6’3, short brown hair, brown eyes :)
yup i suppose this is a pastiche of watteau’s nymphe et satyre except only the nymph, no satyr? and the nymph is harry styles? and he’s asleep in a green room sofa? truly a big moment in art history, this.
alternative title: me being super thirsty for hazza’s bun. but heyy i’m only human.